Gobolatula's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[scroodles]

Hey

You know, for "verge of death" I was shocked. While this wasn't super spectacular, it wasn't awful.

It wasn't as irritating as I thought it would be. If you're going for irritation, you gotta really dig deep into your soul and spew out as much crazy shit as you can.

Trust me, I tried and it ain't easy.

[Batman Dances]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Something that's been upsetting me recently is that entries like THIS aren't gracing the front page and getting scores above 4. This flash is QUALITY. I could go on and on about that but then I'd just be talking like an idiot.

Greak work. Gotta love that Batman. The Riddler is some sort of legendary king.

[Cloud's Confession]

Weee!

I loved this. I think more people need to make entries that slap people in the fucking face like this did.

[All Your Base DX 2006]

Brilliant

Yup.

Sonucais responds:

Yep

[The Gayest Showdown]

God Bless You

That was fucking incredible.

[Inuyasha's Halloween]

Hey everybody...

I'M GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

MC-Huggies responds:

Ok...

[littleFoot]

I've watched this a trillion times

So yeah. I've watched this a billion times already and I feel bad for not saying anything...

...but there really isn't much for me to say. As a flash artist myself I know it's sometimes difficult to receive new praises after you've heard nothing but "IT WAS GREAT!" "I LOVED IT!" "GOOD GRAPHICS!" "GOOD PLOT!" over and over again.

So, first I'll just go ahead and say what I feel: Best animation I've seen on NG along with the "There She Is!" series. Smooth, professional, doesn't look like it was done in flash. You know what I mean by that.

The sound design was flawless. I'm a BIG nitpicky dickhead when it comes to sound. No distortions, good ambience, catchy music bits, great noises.

Blah blah blah. You've heard it all before and you deserve every bit of it.

So I'll go on and tell you what Little Foot is BETTER Than.

Little Foot is better than that gas station hot dog I ate yesterday.
It's better than doing an ollie over your friend while he lays down
It's better than listening to that Death Cab For Cutie song
It's better than drinking a whole bottle of wine and having sex (drunk sex isn't fun)
It's better than the grades I'm getting this quarter
It's better than looking at the stars at night (they are fucking boring)
It's better than getting a haircut
It's better than starburst

It's better than any of the crap I pull off. Way to go. Keep making them. Go somewhere with this. TV. Movies. Make it!

[Legend without Zelda BOD1]

You got some skills that need fine-tuning.

First of all, your art and animation for the most part is simplistic but charming. It's reminiscent of that show Kablam! that used to be on Nickelodeon.

The writing is horribly messy. There are a few funny parts, but it takes FOR-E-VER to get to the part where it actually deals with the villagers. There is an infinite amount of humor in Zelda. You just gotta search well and try some more.

The sound is fucking horrible. No offense. Although I loved that insert song. It went really well with what was going on. Otherwise, there were tons of distortions, pops, clicks, and misplaced music.

And I never thought I'd say this, but I'm tired of Kagome's voice. It's not that she's the worst actor on earth or anything, it's just that she's FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Her monopoly on female internet flash roles is almost as crazy as Steve Blum (Spike Spiegel/Roger Smith/Tom from Toonami/Mugen/Shishio/etc) in the anime world. Girls, please get your voices out there. We wanna hear them.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Kagome's so famous? didn't know.
I do have plenty of other female voices, Jamie Lee and Molly help me with sonic movie madness, Sonicamygirl did Malon's voice in part 2 of this movie, Zelda was played by airlight and that other girl..
Problem is, i don't have any stuck females, from time to time one offers help, but i have not a single one i can immediatly contact (especially since I'm a wussy)
Didn't know Kagome was so famous, but then again, who am i to say no if a girl offers her help to a lowly internet nerd as me? ^^;